Privacy Policy

Who we are and our honest privacy statement was set up a MagicJack alternative in 2009. "Have you been jacked off by MagicJack" was used to highlight make fun of MagicJack's data and VOIP connection policies..

What personal data we collect and why we collect it


We collect and use everything. When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and we collect and use and do our best to sell the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string.  we are not very good at this but we keep trying


If you upload images to the website, try to avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS)  if you do we will use this data to track you.

Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website.

Contact forms


If you leave a comment on our site you will automatically opt-in to us saving your name, email address and website in cookies.

These are for our convenience and so maybe we can make some money trying to sell it.

don't believe you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment.

These cookies will last forever.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracing your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.


Who we share your data with - anybody who pays us

How long we retain your data - forever

If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue.

For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile.

What rights you have over your data - none

once you give it to us you have NO control. we will try to sell it as quckly as possbile to any sleazy entity who who will buy it.

you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. GOOD luck getting it we will never send it

You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.

Get word here is request - we won't do this

Where we send your data

to anybody who will pay us

Your contact information

Additional information

How we protect your data - we don't

What data breach procedures we have in place - none

What third parties we receive data from

What automated decision making and/or profiling we do with user data

Industry regulatory disclosure requirements